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1 ...your name ain't Lassie ?(Rating : 11 Value : $560)
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2 You want me to take you for a re-run?(Rating : 11 Value : $560)
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3 ...you are concerned about gobal warming and deforestation?(Rating : 10 Value : $840)
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4 ...Timmy fell down the well and you suspect that Iran will have nuclear arms within 3 to 5 years?(Rating : 10 Value : $560)
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5 dammit! stop barking and tell me!(Rating : 9 Value : $600)
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6 I said 'Come home', not 'Come foam'.(Rating : 8 Value : $630)
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7 ...Timmy's done WHAT on the carpet?!(Rating : 7 Value : $190)
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8 Grandpa is trapped in the old abandoned liquor factory?(Rating : 7 Value : $160)
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9 They've moved all the sign posts and you cant find your way home?(Rating : 7 Value : $0)
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10 He put peanut butter where?(Rating : 7 Value : $160)
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11 An itch, or just a nervous tic?(Rating : 7 Value : $120)
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12 My mom's a WHAT??(Rating : 7 Value : $0)
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13 Did you roll in pig shtt again?(Rating : 6 Value : $80)
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14 ...you want to know if you fur makes you look fat?!(Rating : 6 Value : $340)
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15 Are you sure that Woof woofed Woof Woof on the woof? Thats not woof woof. I'll call Woof Woof and get some woof!(Rating : 6 Value : $300)
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16 ... you want a complete makeover, and you're thinking chihuahua?(Rating : 6 Value : $430)
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17 Well you have a big nose!!!(Rating : 6 Value : $160)
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18 Well bark growl woof woof you too!(Rating : 6 Value : $-40)
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19 Bad girl! I've told you not to speak like that in front of Officer Furley!(Rating : 6 Value : $460)
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20 Bugger off Lassie, I'm trying to drown Timmy in a well(Rating : 6 Value : $550)
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21 ..the silverton SPCA is in dire straights and will be forced to put each and every animal down if they don't get funding soon?(Rating : 5 Value : $490)
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22 Scooby Doo dit WHAT!?!?!(Rating : 5 Value : $130)
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23 you're actually a boy???(Rating : 5 Value : $180)
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24 Did timmy call you a Bttch again?(Rating : 5 Value : $-120)
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25 Flipper has what in his blow hole?(Rating : 5 Value : $360)
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26 Wait...I didn't catch that, you have babies? Or was it rabies?(Rating : 4 Value : $240)
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27 Just another happy ending - ** hum!(Rating : 4 Value : $360)
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28 when do you expect me to learn golden retriever!(Rating : 4 Value : $340)
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29 the catholic priest is making Timmy suck his what?(Rating : 4 Value : $-280)
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30 Are you seriously talking to a dog??(Rating : 3 Value : $140)
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31 your actually a dude in drag?(Rating : 3 Value : $210)
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32 Hey! you're barking up the wrong tree my friend...(Rating : 3 Value : $330)
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