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1 Dude on Right:'Well start off on a gentle massage and see how it goes from there.(Rating : 20 Value : $680)
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2 wallk into a hel l's angels bar and say:'I can see why this is a gay bar'(Rating : 19 Value : $910)
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3 Nope. Sorry luv. Can't feel a thing. You sure you're not a man?(Rating : 16 Value : $230)
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4 Have the regional Strictly Come Dancing finals in Essex(Rating : 12 Value : $140)
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5 Whilst feeling her up, ask her how much she costs for the evening.(Rating : 11 Value : $210)
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6 Saying 'Howzit. My name's Cornie.'(Rating : 9 Value : $540)
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7 Start a dance off!!(Rating : 9 Value : $170)
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8 Grind behind the bouncer on the dancefloor...(Rating : 9 Value : $140)
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9 Go to the biggest dude in the place and say :' Excuse me mate. Your mother says it's your turn now' Whilst grabbing your crotch(Rating : 9 Value : $390)
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10 mam, please tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes!(Rating : 9 Value : $150)
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11 Leeu-loop facing away from the bouncer!(Rating : 9 Value : $140)
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12 ...9.. 10. Ready or not, here I come!(Rating : 8 Value : $330)
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13 Walk into a Hell's Angel bar and yell at the top of your loungs: '20 years ago I $%#~& a cow...which one of you are my son?'(Rating : 7 Value : $110)
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14 Sorry, I thought you were your daughter.(Rating : 7 Value : $370)
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15 Go to stables in Nelspruit and say youre english!(Rating : 7 Value : $110)
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16 Kiss a girl then tell her with your friends around that you just won hunt the grunt!(Rating : 7 Value : $420)
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17 Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.(Rating : 6 Value : $380)
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18 and the evil which said: let their be FIGHT!(Rating : 6 Value : $150)
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19 Move in the opposite direction of the 'night train'.(Rating : 6 Value : $100)
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20 Grab a girl`s tit and shouts it feels like a hooker`s(Rating : 5 Value : $80)
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21 Quick Run! It's the disconnected hands!(Rating : 5 Value : $100)
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22 sorry mam, your nuts are showing(Rating : 5 Value : $80)
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23 Don't pay for your drink rather tell the barman you'll swipe your credit card through his girlfriends' crack.(Rating : 5 Value : $200)
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24 Valentine's day at the swingers' club turned out a HOOT!(Rating : 4 Value : $140)
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25 walk up to a guy and his gang and say ' excuse me but that guy over there told me to ask you if you gave him crabs'(Rating : 4 Value : $90)
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26 do you wanna feel my guns cause they wanna feel you(Rating : 4 Value : $210)
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27 Grab a girl's breast who is more sober than you are(Rating : 4 Value : $320)
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28 push the guy in front of you into a drunk chick and hope for the best(Rating : 4 Value : $130)
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29 Man ib red top:'Lets see if I can get one more feel before the hand reaches my face(Rating : 4 Value : $220)
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30 Wow that is a REALLY small hat(Rating : 4 Value : $360)
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31 Tell her she has a beautiful personality!(Rating : 4 Value : $120)
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32 What do you mean you've ran out of Dom Perignon?!(Rating : 4 Value : $80)
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33 Dad how could you cheat on me.(Rating : 3 Value : $60)
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34 Pinch the girl in the ass and when she turns around grab her tits.(Rating : 3 Value : $170)
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35 pin the tail on the girl(Rating : 3 Value : $240)
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36 All those curves! And me with no brakes!(Rating : 3 Value : $40)
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37 Best way to handle PMS,grab a tit and take a slap! Then you know she is yours!(Rating : 3 Value : $40)
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38 lady your tits are distractig me(Rating : 2 Value : $10)
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39 Tell your mom I want my change!(Rating : 2 Value : $10)
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40 angry lady finding out the guy with the beard is not her boyfriends best friend but rather his girls friend.(Rating : 2 Value : $-60)
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41 'Excuse me miss' the person turns around '...oh...sorry..i guess i ju...' we are sorry but the last part of the sentence was cut short by a swift blow to the face(Rating : 2 Value : $20)
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42 man says to his friends,"watch this!"(Rating : 2 Value : $70)
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43 Can I feel your feart beat(Rating : 2 Value : $100)
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44 these nails are freshly painted and I'm not afraid to use them.(Rating : 2 Value : $-60)
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45 Go to the bar with Jacob Zooma,and then tell the girls u want a relationship...(Rating : 1 Value : $-30)
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46 The effects of brandy in the north of town.(Rating : 1 Value : $-180)
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