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1 walk through Australia dressed as a Sheep(Rating : 21 Value : $860)
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2 ...ignore all warnings and smoke while pregnant(Rating : 20 Value : $1260)
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3 Attempt to shave chuck norris's beard(Rating : 16 Value : $950)
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4 Try to buy a Farm in Zimbabwe...(Rating : 13 Value : $480)
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5 dress up as a 5 year old boy and knock on Neverland Ranch's gates.(Rating : 12 Value : $220)
(Laughs : 14 Frowns : -2)
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6 Start a bar fight with Chuck Norris.(Rating : 11 Value : $580)
(Laughs : 11 Frowns : 0)
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7 wreslte the ray the got the better of Steve Irwin.(Rating : 11 Value : $780)
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8 Open a piggery in Jerusalem(Rating : 10 Value : $360)
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9 ...call Zidane's mother a hoar...(Rating : 9 Value : $180)
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10 find nemo(Rating : 9 Value : $160)
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11 attempt to bite off Mike Tyson's ear and sow it back on(Rating : 9 Value : $300)
(Laughs : 9 Frowns : 0)
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12 ...remove the training-wheels from his tricycle(Rating : 8 Value : $830)
(Laughs : 9 Frowns : -1)
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13 tuck in his shirt for a whole day!!!(Rating : 8 Value : $200)
(Laughs : 8 Frowns : 0)
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14 Run with a cellphone through hillbrow(Rating : 8 Value : $170)
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15 ...cross the road before looking left twice(Rating : 8 Value : $810)
(Laughs : 9 Frowns : -1)
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16 bring sexy back(Rating : 7 Value : $400)
(Laughs : 7 Frowns : 0)
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17 visit Neverland disguised as a young boy(Rating : 7 Value : $590)
(Laughs : 9 Frowns : -2)
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18 walk thru ventersdorp with a anc t-shirt on(Rating : 7 Value : $670)
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19 Open a KKK accessory store in Soweto.(Rating : 7 Value : $250)
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20 drive at high speeds in a car....without a safety belt!(Rating : 7 Value : $270)
(Laughs : 8 Frowns : -1)
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21 ...pee in the swimming pool and blame it on Chuck Norris(Rating : 7 Value : $140)
(Laughs : 7 Frowns : 0)
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22 ...do us all a favour and f*** off!!!(Rating : 7 Value : $130)
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23 submit a funny one liner(Rating : 6 Value : $490)
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24 ...do a **** sequal to 'open water'(Rating : 6 Value : $150)
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25 spend a night in an african jail!(Rating : 6 Value : $140)
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26 eat leftovers in a tux(Rating : 6 Value : $170)
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27 Have sex in Africa without a condom(Rating : 6 Value : $290)
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28 Walk into a gay bar and say, 'can I bum a f(@)g(Rating : 5 Value : $120)
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29 ..get the camera men to film his stunts from all angles!(Rating : 5 Value : $110)
(Laughs : 6 Frowns : -1)
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30 wear white after labour day(Rating : 5 Value : $340)
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31 **** with the seat down!(Rating : 5 Value : $110)
(Laughs : 6 Frowns : -1)
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1Liner #130

32 ..sing a karaoke song in a liabrary(Rating : 5 Value : $180)
(Laughs : 5 Frowns : 0)
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33 Run towards the white house with a turbin on shouting Random quotes from the Karan!(Rating : 5 Value : $580)
(Laughs : 6 Frowns : -1)
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34 ..give a picture to my 1 liner, amazing(Rating : 5 Value : $150)
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35 ...attemt to eat a hundred crayons and **** out a painting!(Rating : 4 Value : $100)
(Laughs : 4 Frowns : 0)
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36 drive through soweto in a minibus taxi wearing a tux(Rating : 4 Value : $100)
(Laughs : 4 Frowns : 0)
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37 Will try to make it bigger by keeping it in water for 2 days(Rating : 4 Value : $300)
(Laughs : 4 Frowns : 0)
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38 Run onto a Real Madrid field screaming i love Barcelona(Rating : 4 Value : $110)
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39 Will try to make a under water p*o*r*n movie.(Rating : 4 Value : $300)
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40 Pretend what i'm actually doing is magic - like fasting for another week!(Rating : 4 Value : $290)
(Laughs : 4 Frowns : 0)
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41 listen to radio pretoria for a hole day!(Rating : 4 Value : $100)
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42 find time to settle down and raise a family...(Rating : 4 Value : $360)
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43 Eat Burger King in a MacDonalds(Rating : 3 Value : $90)
(Laughs : 5 Frowns : -2)
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44 go have a picknick with adv.Barbie and her husband...(Rating : 3 Value : $70)
(Laughs : 3 Frowns : 0)
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45 To find Bin Laden and hand him over to the Americans and make him dissappear again!(Rating : 3 Value : $70)
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46 be himself, can he do that(Rating : 3 Value : $70)
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47 Take over PW Botha's roll in SA(Rating : 3 Value : $50)
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48 Try to date a transexual and make him a lady!(Rating : 3 Value : $50)
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49 Attempt to clean his right ear, with a sharpened pencil.(Rating : 2 Value : $720)
(Laughs : 6 Frowns : -4)
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50 ...give himself a *******.(Rating : 2 Value : $40)
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51 go swimming in Cape Town(Rating : 2 Value : $170)
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52 ...fight for the rights of faggots.(Rating : 2 Value : $40)
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53 ... go camping without a tent(Rating : 1 Value : $330)
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1Liner #171

54 ... chuck something at Chuck Norris.(Rating : 1 Value : $240)
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1Liner #155

55 ....read a book!(Rating : 1 Value : $70)
(Laughs : 4 Frowns : -3)
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1Liner #131

56 Call Chuck Norris mom a Hoar!!(Rating : 1 Value : $100)
(Laughs : 3 Frowns : -2)
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57 Visit Michael Jackson alone at night disguised as a child(Rating : 0 Value : $80)
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