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1 'It's Not Cheese!!?'(Rating : 19 Value : $950)
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2 And... cut! Well done boys, that should fool them(Rating : 18 Value : $730)
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3 'one step for man one giant paycheck for armstrong'(Rating : 17 Value : $870)
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4 Wait a minute,thats not my footprint! D@mn you Chuck Norris!!!(Rating : 15 Value : $520)
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5 Wouldn't you know it, you come all this way and still step in dog ****.(Rating : 14 Value : $230)
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6 Wait a minute who's that taking the photo?(Rating : 14 Value : $330)
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7 Can't believe we had to stop here for directions....(Rating : 13 Value : $280)
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8 That sexy red g-string my wife gave me last Christmas really was a bad idea with this suit!(Rating : 12 Value : $850)
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9 In the future I hope mobile phone batteries are smaller....this thing on my back weighs a ton!(Rating : 11 Value : $250)
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10 i wonder if i left the stove on...?(Rating : 11 Value : $280)
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11 Crap! My diaper is coming loose.(Rating : 10 Value : $620)
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12 Well actually I am the only man on the planet, now where's the ladies?(Rating : 10 Value : $490)
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13 coming down in this position... i really hope the aliens here aren't gay(Rating : 10 Value : $220)
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14 Look I'm mooning from the moon!(Rating : 10 Value : $240)
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15 '...man this suite makes my pack look HUGE!'(Rating : 10 Value : $920)
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16 Shotgun!(Rating : 10 Value : $960)
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17 "..man ! this suit is really chafing my .... whoaaa bouncy !"(Rating : 9 Value : $760)
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18 Left foot, right foot ... uhmmm... left foot , right foot ....(Rating : 9 Value : $860)
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19 hey i can see my house from here(Rating : 9 Value : $220)
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20 s-so... c-cold-d-d... must... talk... like... t-this(Rating : 9 Value : $190)
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21 *Crikey* I Think I Spotted An Alien(Rating : 8 Value : $210)
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22 That's one small step for man, one giant leap for....Jeez would you look at the puppies on that alien woman!(Rating : 8 Value : $200)
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23 Wonder if i can see my house from here.(Rating : 8 Value : $740)
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24 O no I think I just peed in my pants(Rating : 8 Value : $200)
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25 Houston, mission complete! I found the secret to Col. Sanders 7 herbs and spices.(Rating : 8 Value : $720)
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26 'one small step for man, one giant' slip! 'Ow my balls!!!'(Rating : 8 Value : $190)
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27 This suit is so tight, I cant even bend my knees(Rating : 8 Value : $220)
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28 WEEEEE! CHI -KOw YIPPEE(Rating : 8 Value : $490)
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29 'Can you believe it.... There's more intelligent life here than in the USA.'(Rating : 7 Value : $290)
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30 Getting to the moon may be great, but I still wish I was Cuck Norris(Rating : 7 Value : $190)
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31 Chuck, bring the damn camera and lets get the hell outa here(Rating : 7 Value : $170)
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32 Why did I pack so many condoms?(Rating : 7 Value : $530)
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33 'Damn!! since when does paper beat rock!?(Rating : 7 Value : $690)
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34 I hope they dont see the sh*# in my undies through this suit!(Rating : 7 Value : $470)
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35 Where's that box of salted-cracker(Rating : 7 Value : $630)
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36 i wonder if the animation will fool the guys?(Rating : 6 Value : $140)
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37 Man! These studio lights are hot! Ok, what's the line again? One man... no? Steps, mankind, giant... Ok, got it, from the top people...(Rating : 6 Value : $870)
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38 D a m n it, just farted!!(Rating : 6 Value : $150)
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39 I wonder if I can take a p iss in this suit(Rating : 6 Value : $660)
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40 If i let go of this ship,im in deep **** with the united states of america!(Rating : 6 Value : $150)
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41 damn i stepped in space doo-doo(Rating : 6 Value : $420)
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42 'I will kill for a cigarette right now'(Rating : 6 Value : $640)
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43 Man! Can't wait to meet them Martians !(Rating : 6 Value : $690)
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44 Bugger, my shoelace is undone.(Rating : 6 Value : $610)
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45 “This is one small step for man, one giant leap for…wait a minute! Houston! Chuck's already here!(Rating : 6 Value : $590)
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46 'I'm getting loads of girls for doing this'(Rating : 4 Value : $600)
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47 'Screw this moon sh*t, I wanna go and retire now.'(Rating : 1 Value : $220)
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