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1 Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?(Rating : 19 Value : $780)
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2 i'm no Fred Flintstone but i can make your bedrock!!!(Rating : 16 Value : $570)
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3 i just shat my pants can i get into yours?(Rating : 16 Value : $240)
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4 You HAVE to share, you've got two...(Rating : 15 Value : $930)
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5 Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?(Rating : 15 Value : $280)
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6 Boy but you sweat little for a fat person.(Rating : 14 Value : $250)
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7 I love doing the dishes!(Rating : 14 Value : $470)
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8 Does ur mom work at nissan? coz u got a hard body!...(Rating : 14 Value : $810)
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9 Did you wet your pants or are you just happy to see me?(Rating : 13 Value : $220)
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10 That blouse looks so becomming on you.... although if I was that blouse I'd becomming on you as well(Rating : 13 Value : $1270)
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11 Nice Legs, When Do They Open ?(Rating : 12 Value : $300)
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12 Be unique and different, just say yes.(Rating : 11 Value : $1170)
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13 I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?(Rating : 11 Value : $210)
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14 I bet you can't down a drink of a complete stranger...(Rating : 11 Value : $760)
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15 The human body contains 206 bones want another.(Rating : 10 Value : $420)
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16 Your panties are so clean, i can see myself in them!(Rating : 10 Value : $220)
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17 Wanna make a quick 50 bucks?(Rating : 10 Value : $260)
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18 Your dad must be a baker, cause baby, you have some great buns!!!(Rating : 10 Value : $400)
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19 Hey babe want to see something SWELL?(Rating : 10 Value : $580)
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20 Help the homeless. Take me home with you!!!(Rating : 10 Value : $320)
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21 have you ever played leap frog nacked(Rating : 9 Value : $260)
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22 don't do drugs... do me(Rating : 9 Value : $230)
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23 I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you!(Rating : 9 Value : $850)
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24 Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.(Rating : 9 Value : $970)
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25 A man saying: Guess what I'm not wearing any panties(Rating : 9 Value : $180)
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26 Is your dad a traffic cop, because you got fine written all over you girl!(Rating : 9 Value : $220)
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27 You owe me a drink, because when I saw you, I dropped mine.(Rating : 9 Value : $330)
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28 You have awesome legs, but they will even look beter around my neck.(Rating : 9 Value : $230)
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29 If you think you’re lonely, put yourself in my place. Here’s the key.(Rating : 8 Value : $510)
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30 Can I read your T shirt in brail?(Rating : 8 Value : $200)
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31 Man saying to woman: Honestly, do I look fat in this skirt?(Rating : 8 Value : $170)
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32 Look at how well those legs go up and make an A$$ out of themsleves.(Rating : 8 Value : $260)
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33 Let me do you right and buy you a drink(Rating : 8 Value : $440)
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34 Who's your friend?(Rating : 8 Value : $690)
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35 Are you an overdue book? Because you've got FINE written all over you!(Rating : 8 Value : $200)
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36 Do you give blowjobs to strangers or do i have to intraduse myself?(Rating : 8 Value : $270)
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37 Do you wanna have some sex? reply:NO:you ask,well do you mind lying down while I have some(Rating : 8 Value : $180)
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38 I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?(Rating : 8 Value : $840)
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39 Im not wearing pants.(Rating : 8 Value : $510)
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1Liner #412

40 Hey do you mind if i stare at you up close instead of from across the room!(Rating : 7 Value : $280)
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41 Ive been thinking of how to undress you all night and i think its time to check if i was right...(Rating : 7 Value : $370)
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42 If you were on the Mcdonalds menu you would be Mcbeautifull(Rating : 7 Value : $180)
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43 If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?(Rating : 7 Value : $170)
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44 You are so hot you could make the devil sweat!!!(Rating : 7 Value : $340)
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45 The body is made up of 90%water and I'm thirsty.(Rating : 7 Value : $190)
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46 How many men does it take to make a woman reach sexual perfection? Me!(Rating : 7 Value : $210)
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47 I wish you were a door so that i could bang you all night!(Rating : 7 Value : $330)
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48 That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?(Rating : 7 Value : $170)
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49 Is it ok if i chill here till its safe back where i farted(Rating : 7 Value : $210)
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50 Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.(Rating : 7 Value : $810)
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51 is it just me or does this rag smell like chlorophorm?(Rating : 7 Value : $520)
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52 My name is Adriaan; whats your second wish?(Rating : 7 Value : $210)
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53 You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.(Rating : 7 Value : $190)
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54 your eyes are like spanners everytime i look in them my nuts tighten(Rating : 7 Value : $540)
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55 I'm related to Chuck Norris(Rating : 7 Value : $190)
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56 Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?(Rating : 6 Value : $160)
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57 All those curves! And me with no brakes!(Rating : 6 Value : $160)
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58 im not a geoligist but you rock(Rating : 6 Value : $160)
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59 Chuck is hung like me(Rating : 6 Value : $150)
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60 He: Do you have a mirror in your pocket? She: Why? He: Because I can see myself in your pants.(Rating : 6 Value : $450)
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61 Would you like to ride a racehorse(Rating : 6 Value : $140)
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62 Excuse me for interrupting and I'm not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you're packing that much ass.(Rating : 6 Value : $140)
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63 i love you, you love me, let us make a family!(Rating : 6 Value : $140)
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64 If i told you that you had a amazing body, would you hold it against me?(Rating : 6 Value : $400)
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65 Be unique and different, just say yes.(Rating : 6 Value : $130)
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66 Hi, my name's mrporra. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!(Rating : 6 Value : $500)
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67 I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.(Rating : 6 Value : $150)
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68 I love your dress,it'll look nice on my apartment's floor.(Rating : 6 Value : $170)
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69 Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get!(Rating : 6 Value : $140)
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70 No, this isn't a roll of pennies in my pocket and yes, I am happy to see you(Rating : 6 Value : $420)
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71 Is Osama your dad? Cause you're the BOMB!(Rating : 5 Value : $140)
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72 My left leg is Easter and my right is Christmas. . . .want to come and visit me in the holidays?(Rating : 5 Value : $240)
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73 For Zombies: "I want you for your mind!"(Rating : 5 Value : $-450)
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74 I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?(Rating : 5 Value : $560)
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75 David Hasselhoff is my son...(Rating : 5 Value : $140)
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76 do you **** or are you wasting my time?(Rating : 5 Value : $110)
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77 Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?(Rating : 5 Value : $130)
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78 Ask a girl if she wants to touch mister gerkin!!(Rating : 5 Value : $140)
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79 I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?(Rating : 5 Value : $130)
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80 You've got some of the nicest teeth I've ever come across(Rating : 5 Value : $410)
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81 have you seen my weener?(Rating : 5 Value : $120)
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82 How much do you weigh?Because I was thinking about picking you up.(Rating : 5 Value : $-160)
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83 I've heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?(Rating : 5 Value : $130)
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84 hey there how would you like it done public or private(Rating : 5 Value : $150)
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85 Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw(Rating : 5 Value : $450)
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86 Fancy a f... then?(Rating : 5 Value : $140)
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87 Is that a ladder in your stocking or a stairway to heaven?(Rating : 5 Value : $140)
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88 nice pair of legs.. what time do they open?(Rating : 4 Value : $120)
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89 Your parents must be terrorists cause your the bomb!(Rating : 4 Value : $90)
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90 man:do you want to play army army. woman: whats army army? man: I lie on the bed and you blow me up!(Rating : 4 Value : $390)
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91 Walk up to a lady in a bar and ask if her name is Gillette. She asks why. Your the best a man can get!!(Rating : 4 Value : $200)
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92 "Marry me... Apologies, I said, would you like something to drink ?" Thus getting the issue of commitment out of the way, by offerinng a tantalizing glimmer of hope.(Rating : 4 Value : $850)
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93 daddy's home!(Rating : 4 Value : $110)
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94 Jou pa se tollie moes seker 'n chillie gewees het, want jy's fokken hot!!(Rating : 4 Value : $-10)
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95 Is that a ladder on your leg, or is it the stairway to heaven?(Rating : 3 Value : $120)
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96 I forgot my cellphone number, can i have yours?(Rating : 3 Value : $70)
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97 Screw me if i`m wrong but is your name Helga Titsbottom?(Rating : 2 Value : $20)
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98 I bet you do it just like your mom does(Rating : 2 Value : $30)
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99 was jou pa se piel 'n chilli want jys blerrie hot(Rating : 1 Value : $-10)
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100 If you play your cards right you might get lucky tonight(Rating : 1 Value : $700)
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101 I want your children... locked in their rooms while we're doing it...(Rating : -1 Value : $160)
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102 psst..... wanna f***?(Rating : -6 Value : $-160)
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103 Me love you long time, Mongolian style(Rating : -7 Value : $80)
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