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1 telling her straight:'For Pete's sake Mary, you've got a mustache! '(Rating : 15 Value : $1080)
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2 ...leaving gramps behind. I hear bears have a taste for more 'matured' meats...(Rating : 14 Value : $920)
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3 ...surfing the tsunami wave to safety on these dinner plates(Rating : 14 Value : $1200)
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4 ...farting ourselves over the fence(Rating : 13 Value : $1010)
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5 ...is if you shave your beard off, Chuck.(Rating : 12 Value : $1100)
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6 you pulling in your stomach(Rating : 11 Value : $600)
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7 Opening the door marked 'Exit'.(Rating : 11 Value : $970)
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8 YOU getting naked(Rating : 10 Value : $630)
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9 ... whistling a happy tune? It worked in the King and I.(Rating : 9 Value : $400)
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10 beating the pygmys to death with their own shoes!(Rating : 9 Value : $460)
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11 ... by, by, by ... There is no way to get out of this ... Bye, bye, bye(Rating : 9 Value : $360)
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12 dumping the stripper in the lake and hiding the blood covered d!ldo in your a$$(Rating : 9 Value : $400)
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13 ... stripping down naked and spooning together for warmth in the kalahari sun, i'll be at the back(Rating : 8 Value : $450)
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14 blaming the pregnancy on your husband!(Rating : 8 Value : $790)
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15 ...exploiting the weak, ganging up on the strong, betraying the righteous and the just, and buying the favour of the selfserving and the greedy.(Rating : 8 Value : $480)
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16 jumping spreadlegged into a cactus and praying for salvation from down under1(Rating : 8 Value : $230)
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17 smiling and waving boys, smiling and waving(Rating : 8 Value : $580)
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18 … playing some more poker…(Rating : 6 Value : $210)
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19 eating our way through the corpses.(Rating : 6 Value : $280)
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20 Screaming out long complicated words at random intervals whilst developing unprinted pictures from the early 1920's(Rating : 6 Value : $450)
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21 having a shower... hey Jacob?(Rating : 6 Value : $80)
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22 ...yb si siht fo tuo teg nac ew yaw ylno ehT(Rating : 5 Value : $420)
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23 singing the national anthem through a digeridoo(Rating : 5 Value : $260)
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24 reloading and taking another shot...(Rating : 5 Value : $350)
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25 trying to remember what exactly happened last night... and what's with the pineapple?(Rating : 5 Value : $350)
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26 throwing a coffee mug at the news presenter(Rating : 5 Value : $260)
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27 sticking our heads between our knees and kissing our bums goodbye(Rating : 5 Value : $450)
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28 drinking a red bull and growing wings.. hahaha, pass the joint bru!(Rating : 5 Value : $0)
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29 Stripping down to our socks and watching 'Lassie" reruns(Rating : 5 Value : $490)
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30 finding out how we got into it in the first place(Rating : 4 Value : $260)
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31 covering ourselves with sticky-notes and hiding in a porta-potty!(Rating : 4 Value : $230)
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32 ... becoming vegetarians, and sacrificing our sense of humour to the meat gods...(Rating : 4 Value : $-200)
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33 Is for you to start praying...that invovles getting on your knees in front of me and moving your head up and down(Rating : 4 Value : $180)
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34 wearing these shoes! Trust me, they run faster(Rating : 4 Value : $120)
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35 lezzing out...(Rating : 4 Value : $-40)
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36 doing backflips to the tune of the latest hip hop album(Rating : 4 Value : $260)
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37 ...crossing a transdimensional portal into a world where eating brocolli isn't so overpoweringly laden with social stigma and isolation.(Rating : 1 Value : $-1700)
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38 i dont konw RUN!(Rating : 1 Value : $40)
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