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1 What ring?(Rating : 18 Value : $1520)
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2 The doctors did excellent work ! Doesn't he look gorgeous in that dress ?(Rating : 16 Value : $1080)
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3 Its a pity Michelle passed away, Brad REALLY loved her!(Rating : 16 Value : $1360)
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4 To the groom's father: 'He gonna have his hands full...She's just as wild in the sack as her mother! and when you get them together... whoooaaa !'(Rating : 16 Value : $1200)
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5 Priest: 'Are you the birdegroom or are you the brides father?'(Rating : 15 Value : $1260)
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6 Priest: 'Shall I use your stage name?'(Rating : 14 Value : $1040)
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7 You may now kiss the groom.(Rating : 12 Value : $500)
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8 I've got AIDS(Rating : 12 Value : $600)
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9 The bride's grandfather was a peer, her father is a peer, and she also has bladder problems.(Rating : 12 Value : $1100)
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10 Suck it or pluck it,but i swear if she makes love like her mother,i`ll be a happy Husband1(Rating : 11 Value : $290)
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11 That wedding dress really makes you look fat.(Rating : 11 Value : $890)
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12 'Do you, Gloria Watson... I mean Jenny Wilson, take me to be your husband?'(Rating : 11 Value : $630)
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13 Priest 'John Foster. Do you take this...your fly's open'(Rating : 11 Value : $810)
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14 'I bumped uglies with your mom last night... but she ment nothing to me'(Rating : 10 Value : $480)
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15 Best man speech: Good luck to the groom because I found out last night she's really bad in bed(Rating : 10 Value : $570)
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16 Best man 'You can't marry her, I married her last night.'(Rating : 10 Value : $800)
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17 I'm thinking of getting a sex change.(Rating : 10 Value : $480)
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18 White makes you look chubby!(Rating : 10 Value : $1060)
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19 Isn't that your ex at the back of the church?(Rating : 9 Value : $320)
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20 I bought this tux at Victoria's Secret(Rating : 9 Value : $320)
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21 Priest: You may now dis the bride (but please refrain from using the f word).(Rating : 8 Value : $610)
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22 Wedding planner: '90% of the weddings I plan with these roses fail'(Rating : 8 Value : $210)
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23 'I do'. - But you'll only discover that later!(Rating : 8 Value : $610)
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24 Bride: My water just broke. Groom: Cleanup in isle 5!(Rating : 8 Value : $590)
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25 who's marrying the monkey?(Rating : 7 Value : $370)
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26 Have i told you i had a sex change?(Rating : 7 Value : $400)
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27 Wow you REALLY look bad in white!(Rating : 7 Value : $410)
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28 I still reckon I should have had a cape... Then I would have been like, "I DOOOOOOO!"(Rating : 6 Value : $80)
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29 'Pitty she's getting married, she gave great He@d..'(Rating : 6 Value : $40)
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30 I got my test back honey, and it's not looking to pretty.(Rating : 6 Value : $580)
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31 'I don't'(Rating : 6 Value : $370)
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32 Ah... Sandy, she was definately my favourite- oh, sorry honey, what were you saying?(Rating : 5 Value : $360)
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33 Oh yeah the brides great - especially in bed... just ask Chris, Cornie, Nick, amongst others... ooo ooo you should really ask Watson & Vixen 3some Baby!(Rating : 4 Value : $90)
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34 Groom: I do...Oh sorry, my wife's calling(Rating : 4 Value : $240)
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35 what do you mean we're getting married!?!(Rating : 4 Value : $150)
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36 Priest: what do you mean gay marriges are legal now?(Rating : 4 Value : $270)
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37 "It's a good thing we don't have a pre-nuptual agreement"(Rating : 4 Value : $120)
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38 F***(Rating : 3 Value : $240)
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39 Honey I know its a bit late and all...but i need to know before tonight, did you used to be a man cause that mustache is looking real bushy...(Rating : 2 Value : $30)
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40 Did somebody here order a ball-and-chain?(Rating : 2 Value : $-1520)
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