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1 ...webster.(Rating : 11 Value : $760)
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2 ...the pillsberry doughboy.(Rating : 9 Value : $400)
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3 ...a diabetic nun with soft hands(Rating : 9 Value : $520)
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4 ..that chimp thats into S and M(Rating : 9 Value : $440)
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5 Danielsun(Rating : 9 Value : $360)
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6 ...a hooker with a heart of gold(Rating : 8 Value : $400)
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7 ...a first-aid poster(Rating : 8 Value : $310)
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8 ...watching episodes of Who's the Boss ...(Rating : 8 Value : $320)
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9 Sensei Rex. I am prepared to defend myself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man(Rating : 8 Value : $280)
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10 ...the Harlem GlobeTrotters(Rating : 7 Value : $200)
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11 Napoleon Dynamite(Rating : 7 Value : $240)
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12 ...Kung pow, but evertime I get into a fight, I bit my tongue.(Rating : 7 Value : $540)
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13 Your mom last night!!!(Rating : 6 Value : $0)
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14 Harold the Helicopter - he's a real chopper. (Ask Thomas the Tank Engine for proof)(Rating : 6 Value : $40)
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15 various Van Damme martial arts epics(Rating : 5 Value : $-120)
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16 jo-jo the tapdancing chimp(Rating : 5 Value : $140)
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17 a man with a fork in his jim jams(Rating : 5 Value : $330)
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18 the Wu Tang Clan(Rating : 5 Value : $-120)
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19 Your mother, last night(Rating : 5 Value : $120)
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20 Watching a 3 year old sucking his toe...amazing(Rating : 5 Value : $160)
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21 the girls of the playboy mansion...(Rating : 5 Value : $440)
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22 Grandmaster Flash(Rating : 5 Value : $-120)
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23 ...Mr. Mcmahon's hair stylist(Rating : 5 Value : $-40)
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24 dutch settlers..(Rating : 4 Value : $-200)
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25 a cat...with wellingtons!(Rating : 4 Value : $390)
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26 George Smith playing against the Springboks; I did my humility course at the George Gregan Academy!(Rating : 4 Value : $220)
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27 Chippy, the chipmonk(Rating : 4 Value : $110)
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28 a small man in a box(Rating : 4 Value : $390)
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29 jackie chans older brother...steve(Rating : 3 Value : $290)
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30 Chuck Norris(Rating : 3 Value : $0)
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31 the bananas in pyjamas(Rating : 1 Value : $-120)
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