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1 gay is just another word for happy.(Rating : 8 Value : $80)
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2 ...the pig you wrestled into the early hours of the morning was actually a lingerie model.(Rating : 7 Value : $0)
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3 you are happy with low wages and that the government loves you(Rating : 7 Value : $-40)
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4 ...you can actually believe that its not butter !(Rating : 7 Value : $80)
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5 ...you will have to close them again. I am not wearing any cloths.(Rating : 6 Value : $340)
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6 ...you have seen me before...YOU HAVE! I AM WIFE! HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU NOT TO GET DRUNK!(Rating : 6 Value : $80)
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7 ...you are still naked and you are still in public(Rating : 5 Value : $-120)
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8 you are chuck and you just became president(Rating : 5 Value : $-280)
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9 ...democracy is still real.. mmm let me refrase...(Rating : 5 Value : $-80)
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10 I am going to spit in your face...(Rating : 5 Value : $-120)
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11 ...it is a mistake. It is not....YOU ARE STILL THE DRIVER AND YOU CAN'T DRIVE WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED!(Rating : 5 Value : $-40)
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12 ...being realistic and just eating less is the only way to loose weight... O and dougnuts tase like salad...(Rating : 4 Value : $-320)
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13 there are people from the dark side offering strange cookies - beware of these people(Rating : 4 Value : $60)
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14 Damn... was she was not that fugly last night?(Rating : 4 Value : $-400)
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15 the person in front of you isnt your wife, in fact she isnt even a human(Rating : 4 Value : $70)
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16 you are seeing things ...(Rating : 4 Value : $100)
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17 Your eyelashes will almost touch your eyebrows - isn't nature wonderful?(Rating : 3 Value : $-20)
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18 and you're addicted to heroin... oops!(Rating : 2 Value : $-560)
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19 they will be open(Rating : 1 Value : $0)
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20 you are an incubus(Rating : 1 Value : $-270)
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21 you are...wait a minute you cant think(Rating : 1 Value : $-150)
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22 tofu is delicious AND nutritious(Rating : 1 Value : $0)
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