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1 ...homeless, especilly when I have forgotten to tell my wife about 'the boys night out'.(Rating : 10 Value : $720)
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2 ...immune to rejection(Rating : 10 Value : $160)
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3 fluent in underwater swahili.(Rating : 10 Value : $280)
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4 ...James Brown or Barry White, depending on the colour of the drinks.(Rating : 8 Value : $480)
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5 Bond...Chuck Bond....(Rating : 8 Value : $200)
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6 Sparky, the crime fighting goldfish of doom(Rating : 8 Value : $170)
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7 horizontal(Rating : 8 Value : $490)
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8 ...Zartan destroyer of hearts.(Rating : 8 Value : $40)
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9 ummm .... would 'drunk' be too obvious an answer?(Rating : 7 Value : $190)
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10 Knight Rider(Rating : 7 Value : $0)
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11 Ducky, the fastest chicken in the universe(Rating : 6 Value : $130)
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12 A cross between a retard and an ape, Goerge Bush(Rating : 6 Value : $100)
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13 a backup singer for mika(Rating : 6 Value : $280)
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14 Chunda Boy!(Rating : 6 Value : $-200)
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15 Bifocal...I see everthing in twos,two hands,two feet,two arms,two legs...(Rating : 6 Value : $40)
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16 Cindy the...no no, just Cindy(Rating : 6 Value : $130)
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17 Mrs Haberdasher...(Rating : 5 Value : $-160)
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18 ..the terror that flaps in the night.(Rating : 5 Value : $260)
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19 a cross between Batman and Superman!(Rating : 4 Value : $-400)
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20 a guy after a drink or two(Rating : 4 Value : $70)
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21 good looking.(Rating : 4 Value : $-410)
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22 keen for that 3some with the siamese twins(Rating : 4 Value : $70)
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23 your mother in law...irritating(Rating : 3 Value : $120)
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24 Horny and ready for late night E-tv.. thats how I roll!!!(Rating : 2 Value : $-560)
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25 horny(Rating : 2 Value : $-180)
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26 tipsy(Rating : 0 Value : $-330)
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27 a play boy of the play girl mantion!(Rating : 0 Value : $-50)
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