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1 ...the brakpan highschool orchestra.(Rating : 13 Value : $840)
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2 on a graph, it rises exponentially.(Rating : 12 Value : $930)
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3 ...property on the moon. We will have prime real estate as soon as the first colonyies are built.(Rating : 12 Value : $960)
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4 Jetpacks, the shares are bound to skyrocket!(Rating : 12 Value : $810)
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5 blow-up dart boards(Rating : 10 Value : $320)
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6 A talking moose on the net that wanted my credit card number(Rating : 10 Value : $240)
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7 Sipho(Rating : 9 Value : $200)
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8 ...on an Aston Martin, but I wrote it off on my way home.(Rating : 9 Value : $630)
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9 ...Amway! All hail the pyramid!(Rating : 9 Value : $520)
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10 ...Fidentia(Rating : 9 Value : $240)
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11 ...some else's shoes! So that we know what it is like to walk in someone else's shoes.(Rating : 9 Value : $400)
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12 A company selling moats(Rating : 8 Value : $190)
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13 ...Greener grass, so that the grass is greener on our side.(Rating : 8 Value : $360)
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14 parachutes that open on impact. They're bound to be a hit!(Rating : 8 Value : $310)
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15 In a company called ENRON(Rating : 8 Value : $120)
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16 cheap bulgarian prostitutes(Rating : 8 Value : $320)
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17 Eskom. Can't foresee any failures there ...(Rating : 8 Value : $80)
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18 waterproof teabags...(Rating : 7 Value : $300)
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19 Time Travel... stumbled upon it in cyber space...(Rating : 7 Value : $-40)
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20 powdered water(Rating : 7 Value : $300)
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21 Chuck Norris masks(Rating : 7 Value : $0)
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22 ... this gun and two bullets.(Rating : 7 Value : $430)
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23 an inflatable dartboard(Rating : 6 Value : $250)
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24 A drying up rack(Rating : 6 Value : $140)
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25 Helicopters with ejection seats...(Rating : 6 Value : $-200)
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26 concrete lifejackets(Rating : 6 Value : $500)
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27 A bet, for the Springboks to win the 2007 Rugby World Cup(Rating : 6 Value : $120)
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28 some or other brothel racket, called Fany Mae and Freddy Mac.(Rating : 6 Value : $410)
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29 the Zimbabwean agriculture sector...(Rating : 6 Value : $-40)
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30 the profits from Waterworld...(Rating : 5 Value : $-240)
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31 invisible curtains. we're covered!(Rating : 5 Value : $320)
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32 state of the art didgeridoos(Rating : 5 Value : $230)
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33 cheap websites "dedicated to your humour"(Rating : 5 Value : $230)
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34 dissolvable speedos(Rating : 5 Value : $230)
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35 warm ice(Rating : 5 Value : $320)
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36 powdered fire...just add water(Rating : 5 Value : $230)
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37 school caffiteria food(Rating : 4 Value : $290)
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38 fire proof matches(Rating : 4 Value : $200)
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39 62 peanuts(Rating : 4 Value : $90)
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40 stilts?(Rating : 4 Value : $290)
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41 sock clips(Rating : 4 Value : $210)
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42 jars to put my toe nails in.(Rating : 3 Value : $90)
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43 sock clips(Rating : 2 Value : $-30)
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