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1 Bobby Brown's Hand-Battered Baby Seal Steak(Rating : 8 Value : $370)
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2 Jenna Jameson's seafood buffet.(Rating : 7 Value : $280)
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3 Fellatio with a side order of chlamydia(Rating : 7 Value : $420)
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4 pig snout with mustard, truffles and a bannana tomatoe sauce(Rating : 6 Value : $420)
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5 Herpes Steak with a touch of ginger covered in Breast milk sauce!(Rating : 5 Value : $-160)
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6 500g Coat steak, matured and ripened in an old baby diper, sprinkled with a touch of crotch.(Rating : 5 Value : $330)
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7 Long Dong Noodles(Rating : 5 Value : $-80)
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8 Good food (We are talkin about McDonald's here, aren't we?)(Rating : 5 Value : $340)
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9 Sardines and condensed milk.(Rating : 4 Value : $-240)
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10 Jeffrey Dahmer's grilled kidneys on toast(Rating : 4 Value : $400)
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11 Spotted D-I_C-k(Rating : 4 Value : $180)
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12 fine lead based paints(Rating : 4 Value : $270)
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13 Gruel with a side order of aged asparagus(Rating : 3 Value : $240)
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14 Afrikaans 'Crab Cakes'(Rating : 3 Value : $-440)
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15 various celebrity hear clippings(Rating : 3 Value : $90)
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16 Santa's reindeer stew - post Christmas special(Rating : 3 Value : $70)
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17 Elmer Gantry's scum burger with period flavoured tomato sauce(Rating : 3 Value : $-280)
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18 chinese food that "look like squirrel, taste like cat"(Rating : 3 Value : $80)
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19 Chinese canine steaks(Rating : 3 Value : $-480)
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20 it could be a potato but I'm not sure(Rating : 3 Value : $240)
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21 vegetables..i know you agree wit me:)(Rating : 3 Value : $60)
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22 Mexican Flies!...for the nonromantics.(Rating : 2 Value : $-60)
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23 Alcohol free booze (well it should have been)(Rating : 2 Value : $-120)
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24 a lemon(Rating : 2 Value : $140)
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25 Chinese Takeout: Steamed Lice(Rating : 2 Value : $-1520)
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26 Louis Groin's Crab Cake Specials(Rating : 2 Value : $-520)
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27 Pinto Bean Fudge(Rating : 1 Value : $190)
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