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1 'I heard this play has a killer ending' - Abraham Lincoln -(Rating : 14 Value : $850)
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2 'There goes the neighbourhood.' - Resident of Nagasaki(Rating : 12 Value : $630)
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3 'I think there's a bolt missing.' - Technician to houston ten seconds before the launch of the Challenger.(Rating : 11 Value : $510)
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4 'I think we should go convertable style today, the weather is so nice. What could go wrong?' - JFK -(Rating : 11 Value : $530)
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5 Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of mole hills!(Rating : 11 Value : $530)
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6 Carpe diem...sieze the...carp.(Rating : 11 Value : $530)
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7 The Titanic can't sink...(Rating : 10 Value : $440)
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8 'And now I'd like to introduce you to a normal person.' - Jerry Springer(Rating : 10 Value : $780)
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9 '...thing about the 11th spice is...it's not so much a secret as it is an illegal substance...' - Colonel Sanders, while wolfing down another drumstick(Rating : 10 Value : $410)
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10 I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.(Rating : 9 Value : $280)
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11 Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool!(Rating : 9 Value : $290)
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12 Last night i struck my wife, then i found out i dont have a wife. Who the hell did i hit!!(Rating : 9 Value : $190)
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13 'Naah, it's just a B52 that has lost its way' - Mayor of Hiroshima(Rating : 9 Value : $590)
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14 'Chuck Norris may by tougher, but I'm a better dancer'-John Travolta(Rating : 9 Value : $720)
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15 He who fishes in another man's pond, often catches crabs(Rating : 9 Value : $190)
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16 You can never be too fat or too poor.(Rating : 9 Value : $560)
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17 'Don't do drugs! not because they're bad for you they just get expensive in the long run... next thing you know you selling your mama off for a fix' - Paragon(Rating : 9 Value : $510)
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18 I always only tip 8%. Always leave them wanting more!(Rating : 9 Value : $370)
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19 To bee or not to bee? A question that causes many an apiarist sleepless nights.(Rating : 8 Value : $670)
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20 (Seriously) Princess Diana to a one-armed man she met on a tour of Australia: 'You must have fun chasing the soap around the bath!'(Rating : 8 Value : $620)
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21 Too many broths drown the cook!(Rating : 8 Value : $290)
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22 Alpha's new marketing slogan: 'Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?'(Rating : 8 Value : $200)
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23 'Hi Sadam, whatcha doin for New Years?' - George Bush(Rating : 8 Value : $120)
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24 'It always the last straw that tear the camel's crack'(Rating : 8 Value : $160)
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25 We're from Head Office. We're here to help!(Rating : 8 Value : $580)
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26 'Oh Shower of Scotland ....' Jacob Z.(Rating : 7 Value : $510)
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27 And in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly(Rating : 7 Value : $380)
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28 Bip, bip, bip, beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - Frank Zappa (Unplugged)(Rating : 7 Value : $560)
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29 Donald Rumsfeld: Gee, Bush what are we going to do tongiht? - George W: Same thing we do everynight Donald, TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!(Rating : 7 Value : $300)
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30 And now that all the white farmers are out, we can start growing our own crops - R. Mugabe(Rating : 7 Value : $620)
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31 I'd like to thank my parents, especially my mother and father(Rating : 7 Value : $270)
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32 Eugene Terreblanche: 'Last night I had a black-out; what the heck it's the new South Africa, I might take another one out tonight!'(Rating : 6 Value : $-80)
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33 I read an article the other day on how bad drinking was for you, so I gave up reading...(Rating : 6 Value : $-80)
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34 'Now, let me show you how to ride a horse!' Eugene Terreblanche(Rating : 5 Value : $-280)
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35 Who's your 'old faithful friend' Kemo Sabe?(Rating : 5 Value : $220)
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36 Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.(Rating : 5 Value : $-120)
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37 "The French, as a nation, ar quite behind; they dont even have a word for entrepreneur" - George Bush(Rating : 5 Value : $150)
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38 'It brings a tear to my eye...my son is just like his dad. I'm so proud'--George W. Bush -(Rating : 5 Value : $150)
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39 'Night ma.' 'Shut the f#@k up John Boy, you asslicking little dweeb!'(Rating : 5 Value : $350)
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40 this town aint big enough for the both of us so i'll just leave(Rating : 5 Value : $210)
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41 dont worry I am on the pill(Rating : 4 Value : $-440)
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42 "Religion is just a load of old bull"- Lester Reddens, 20 minutes before he was killed by lightning(Rating : 4 Value : $120)
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43 'Heigh, **, Sylvia!' The (Pink) Lone Ranger(Rating : 3 Value : $180)
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44 Stuff your 'Not Now Cato' I got the drop on you!(Rating : 3 Value : $-20)
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45 two wrongs dont make a right, but three rights make a left(Rating : 3 Value : $50)
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