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1 to be told by your doctor you're going to die in 24 hours, but he's been trying to reach you since yesterday(Rating : 5 Value : $240)
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2 knowing that in hell you would be forced to watch Friends, and have one of the cast there to narrate(Rating : 3 Value : $-240)
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3 whilst Rosie Odonnell is raping you...(Rating : 3 Value : $-200)
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4 Being eaten alive by a pair of ladybugs.(Rating : 3 Value : $-200)
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5 ...slowly and painfully from hemorrhoid rupture blood loss right in the middle of trying to grunt-out an epic-sized "log".(Rating : 2 Value : $-1460)
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6 Having 33 pink haired midgets repeatedly beat you over the head with large stacks of paper.(Rating : 2 Value : $-440)
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7 To get run over by a small lego bus. twice(Rating : 2 Value : $-440)
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8 ...about two meters from the summit of everest(Rating : 2 Value : $30)
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9 to fall off a cherry-picker on the studio of the hit TV series, "my name is Earl"(Rating : 2 Value : $-480)
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10 Falling into a mincer(Rating : 1 Value : $-600)
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11 kill your relative with a *** shot to the eye!(Rating : 1 Value : $-150)
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