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The_Saints_MistressNaruto for the Masses!2011-11-25 08:13:39
TheR@ndomGuyIf love is blind, then why is there lingerie?2009-07-08 01:38:23
ExplodedMelonBuy 1 for the price of 2 and get 1 free!2009-01-31 14:04:35
DiehoserIf you rearrange the letters in 'Elvis' you get 'Lives', coincident? I think not!2008-12-29 10:14:38
BiPolar_CammellsAll those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand!2008-12-23 03:55:15
HeAreMexicanButNotin the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly2008-11-10 13:57:22
Kung-Fu-PandaI have a very short attention, oooo look at the pretty butterfly...2008-11-09 10:36:52
dooshwhiskey and beer are two of man's worst enemies, but a man who runs from his enemies is a coward!2008-11-02 02:44:20
KBomb33Two wrongs dont make a right, but three rights make a left.2008-10-31 08:23:45
Hutchinatorloud noises!2008-10-28 08:36:50
LoonierAn ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out. (Will Rogers)2008-10-14 02:02:27
frikkelsIf we conserve energy then the environmentalists win!2008-10-08 05:30:06
darkhIf you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.2008-10-07 09:54:01
ToyMachineSuck my cock! I'll kill your family!2008-09-30 05:13:34
BertbroodWhen inRome, do the Romans, as my father would say.2008-09-04 10:00:44
chrisIf you shuffle the letters in 'Jedi', you get 'Iedj' - which means nothing at all2008-09-03 11:53:58
NickNever hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.2008-09-03 05:51:32
Mr_TOf all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.2008-08-25 11:43:54
NortonIn the beginning there was nothing...and even that exploded!!2008-08-25 05:41:58
SparkplugThe pen in the hand of the wise, is the greatest weapon. But the motorcar in the hand of the fool, is the greatest killer!2008-08-24 05:28:23
lombardLaughter is the best medicine!2008-08-22 01:02:22
millaHe who laughs last didn't get it.2008-08-16 00:20:14
RageltjieThere is no spoon!2008-08-15 05:15:52
Sass21Laugh and the world laughs with you, jump and they clean up your remains2008-08-07 10:02:26
cornieWhat would've happened if he took the red and the blue pill?2008-08-07 08:15:38
MikeIf life hands you a mike! Talk...2008-08-06 01:55:23
wetwilly'The only crime these days are being stupid enough to get caught' Dr. Duke Gonzo, Doctor of Journalism2008-07-25 04:34:27
cavemanjoe'The blue pill was Ketamine...'2008-07-15 10:37:14
Scoobie05Went to a seefood rest once and pulled a mussel...2008-06-27 12:18:28
HiranRoses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic...and so am I.2008-06-17 03:41:32
dixiPerfection is no small thing... but small things make perfection2008-06-13 07:32:42
bdoolanWhen a man is tired of Brakpan, he is tired of life, for there is in Brakpan all that life has to afford2008-06-07 12:47:00
Skollie'He who holds the gold holds the rules'2008-06-04 12:07:13
hans123I don't know what a hollow back girl is but I what it dead2008-05-23 05:34:13
johndHow (and when) am I going to be able to spend a quarter of a million bucks?2008-05-12 04:47:39
StonecrackWhen I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car2008-04-28 04:04:53
ShaggyYou are what you eat!2008-04-25 09:04:07
LemonIf life Gives you Lemon's, give them to me2008-04-21 06:16:36
ThemoSupremoThe early worm deserves the bird!2008-04-10 07:14:04
www.buggerme@plz.co.zaIf youre happy and you know it bugger me!2008-04-06 11:53:26
Lex_ClericWhen in Germany do as the Jews do - Hide!!!!2008-03-25 05:51:28
WDB1984If not you, then who? If not now, when?2008-03-06 03:16:57
GmanKeine Ahnung!2008-03-04 07:18:10
woefkardoesDon't stress about life, no one gets out alive anyway!2008-01-31 11:50:03
mrporraWhen I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.2008-01-31 02:56:05
SouspanAssumption is the mother of all **** ups...2008-01-26 04:01:45
watsonWhen life hands you lemons... Throw some salt and bring on the tequila!2008-01-14 12:13:35
vixenI haven't lost my mind.... I've just never been lucky enough to find one2008-01-09 05:57:53
TigerNever argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.2007-12-20 07:42:44
doofishPlace fingers over holes with finger nails pointing upwards - instructions on an Irish penny whistle.2007-11-30 14:12:49
snuffsAsumption is the mother of all *@%! ups2007-09-06 10:03:23
JoNo“I put the sexy in dyslexia”2007-09-04 03:55:47
Cuphandi'll be back soon!2007-08-29 09:19:43
DimensionmanSmile and nod2007-07-11 09:24:59
kevinkruger7why have a six pack when you can get a barrel?2007-06-26 14:54:07
FriendsofrohanSometimes the only way to get it in is to putt from the rough2007-05-23 12:41:00
legendEver thing is Fun and Games untill someone gets frowned!!!2007-01-10 13:49:08