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It was at this very moment that in a flash of genius Joe invented The-Eggplant-On-A-Stick(Rating : 4 Value : $-850)
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Reco By : Diehoser
Date : 2016-10-27 06:57:12
Reason for Recommendation/Comment :

More eggplant!
It's what happens when you have no chimney, and Santa has to come through the basement!(Rating : 1 Value : $0)
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Reco By : chris
Date : 2011-03-23 14:47:18
Reason for Recommendation/Comment :

LOL!!
There is no such thing as being a little bit pregnant, but I gotta say ther is such a thing as being a whole lotta pregnant.(Rating : 3 Value : $-200)
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Reco By : chris
Date : 2011-02-25 14:37:34
Reason for Recommendation/Comment :

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
This is SICK! How can they endorse this product? And for KIDS!!.... That wine bottle is clearly promoting under-age drinking.(Rating : 2 Value : $-360)
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Reco By : Loonier
Date : 2011-02-03 02:08:44
Reason for Recommendation/Comment :

I agree, it's shocking!
Now that Micheal Jackson is dead hundreds of people are slowly returning to their normal skin color.(Rating : 1 Value : $-600)
(Laughs : 1 Frowns : 0)
Reco By : chris
Date : 2011-02-01 13:05:04
Reason for Recommendation/Comment :

Pfffaaahahhahaa!!!
Afolabi's inexpensive but sure-fire way to guar­antee excellent Wi-Fi and cell phone reception…(Rating : 2 Value : $-1460)
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Reco By : rettingr
Date : 2010-09-19 22:08:28
Reason for Recommendation/Comment :

The only way to get reception in the 3rd world...
mmm isn't this where obelix died???(Rating : 1 Value : $-150)
(Laughs : 1 Frowns : 0)
Reco By : chris
Date : 2010-09-08 13:31:46
Reason for Recommendation/Comment :

Wow! I'm not completely sure, but are you playing on a 1Liner from almost 3 years back?
Some people are so easily titillated...(Rating : 1 Value : $-1700)
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Reco By : rettingr
Date : 2010-07-09 13:57:59
Reason for Recommendation/Comment :

Aren't you? I know I am...
Cheerleading should only be allowed 3 weeks out of a month.(Rating : 2 Value : $-360)
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Reco By : rettingr
Date : 2010-07-09 13:57:31
Reason for Recommendation/Comment :

Sure, only support your local sports team when you're NOT bleeding!
He wasn't on the team for long, his parents are migrant apple pickers.(Rating : 2 Value : $-360)
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Reco By : chris
Date : 2010-06-21 12:52:09
Reason for Recommendation/Comment :

Hahaha, clever.
Not to stereotype, but those people all have big cigars.(Rating : 1 Value : $-1700)
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Reco By : chris
Date : 2010-05-06 11:10:47
Reason for Recommendation/Comment :

Pffffwwaaahahahaha - nice!
Each gondola has 2 politicians & 2 lawyers - more than enough hot air for a trip over the countryside.(Rating : 1 Value : $-1700)
(Laughs : 1 Frowns : 0)
Reco By : chris
Date : 2010-05-06 11:09:33
Reason for Recommendation/Comment :

Good one
Darn cake decorater spelled 'celibate' wrong.(Rating : 2 Value : $-1460)
(Laughs : 2 Frowns : 0)
Reco By : chris
Date : 2010-04-28 00:11:43
Reason for Recommendation/Comment :

HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Not a rattler, folks, it's quite obviously…   a puff adder(Rating : 3 Value : $-1220)
(Laughs : 3 Frowns : 0)
Reco By : doofish
Date : 2010-04-02 08:43:00
Reason for Recommendation/Comment :

Just because it's nice to be back in a place where people are witty ...
Free Bratwurst sounds like Heaven, but in Hell you have to eat it eternally, raw, no bun, no fixins (except sauerkraut - if you hate it, you get it).(Rating : 1 Value : $-1700)
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Reco By : chris
Date : 2010-02-15 10:21:37
Reason for Recommendation/Comment :

(unless you learn to love it, then they take it away again)



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